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- Ontario man ordered to pay $5,700 in restitution for trying to smuggle reptiles

- The prodigal gun: 21 years after being stolen, deputies find, return Texas man's favourite gun

- NYC judge rules that wearing low-slung trousers may look foolish but is not a crime

- Black bear gets in U.S. house, eats, drinks, takes stuffed bear to go

- The cat's meow: Vienna firefighters dismantle police cruiser to nab kitty inside floor panel

- US headstone of ex-slave Union soldier corrected long after being marked as Confederate

- Pigeon infestation - and droppings - force premature halt to Kings of Leon show

- Police: US man wearing wig, fake breasts and clown pants arrested after bank robbery

- Jordanian police arrest activist who covered herself in lettuce to promote vegetarianism

- Sun Valley, Idaho, police dog back to work after suspension for attacking small schnauzer